The Banker, The Tabloid Editor and the Immigrant

[KDM]

A banker, a tabloid editor, an immigrant and a member of the public are sat at a table in a café. They order some cake.

Ten slices of cake are put on the table. The banker immediately takes six. The tabloid editor takes three, and then says to the member of the public "Look out, that immigrant is after your cake!"

 

[Chopper the ex Copper]

And then the government, who own the cafe, charge the member of the public for all of it.

 

[Mike Muz]

Re:

double post :facepalm:

 

[Mike Muz]

Re: Re:

Edit ;

Both accurate and a tragedy of our times

 

[David B]

A banker, a tabloid editor, an immigrant and a member of the public are sat at a table in a café. They order some cake.

Ten slices of cake are put on the table. The banker immediately takes six. The tabloid editor takes three, and then says to the member of the public "Look out, that immigrant is after your cake!"

....assuming the tabloid editor wasn't trumpeting the benefits of cake as a new "superfood" that can prevent aging, or claiming that cake could affect the value of your house.

David

 

[lumos2000]

the immigrant says to the member of the public "its ok you have it, I don't eat cake"

 

[Brent Trimble]

the immigrant says to the member of the public "its ok you have it, I don't eat cake"

Or he says 'thanks. i'll have more'

 

[Mike Muz]

the immigrant says to the member of the public "its ok you have it, I don't eat cake"

Or he says 'thanks. i'll have more'

Good , it means he can speak the language

 

[Brent Trimble]

the immigrant says to the member of the public "its ok you have it, I don't eat cake"

Or he says 'thanks. i'll have more'

Good , it means he can speak the language

Makes a change.

 

[Logic.Al]

I can see this going only one way....