Some one tell me a really good joke.
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Fuman75
Dirt Disciple
The dog is truly man's best friend, not convinced? put your dog and wife in the boot of your car for an hour. When you open it see who happiest to see you.
Had a bloody crash this morning. Hit a car up the arse, the fella got out and he was a dwarf! He said "I'm not happy". . . i said "well which one are you then?"
Mick and Paddy are reading headstones in a churchyard "F$*k, theres a guy here who was 152"! Paddy says "Bejesus, what was his name?" Mick says "Miles from london"
Had a bloody crash this morning. Hit a car up the arse, the fella got out and he was a dwarf! He said "I'm not happy". . . i said "well which one are you then?"
Mick and Paddy are reading headstones in a churchyard "F$*k, theres a guy here who was 152"! Paddy says "Bejesus, what was his name?" Mick says "Miles from london"
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