Some good quotes needed!

Its not the dress that makes your arse look big, its your arse that makes your arse look big!!!

Never let anyone tell you, you dont deserve what you want

Its not that lifes too short, its just that you are dead for so long

We fall so that we can learn to get back up again
 
quotes

My two favourites

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats" - H L Mencken

"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons." Ralph Waldo emerson
 
"Be excellent to each other"

i also noticed this one too from the same place

"Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... San Dimas High School football rules"

"Eat my shorts"

"I'm not even supposed to be here today"

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

"A person should not believe in an "-ism," he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me."

"Relax. You'll live longer"

"If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped"

all film quotes
 
the bigger the smile....the sharper the knife..



never trust a man whos suit cost more than your own.
 
Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones.


It should be our care not so much to live a long life as a satisfactory one.


- Seneca -
 
IF by Rudyard Kippling

If you can keep your head, when all about you are losing theirs, And blaming it on you.
If you can trust yourself, when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too.
If you can dream and not make dreams your master.
If you can think and not make thoughts your aim.
If you can meet with triumph and disaster.
And treat those two impostors just the same.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken
And stoop and build'em up with worn out tools.
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch and toss
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss.
If you can force your heart, and nerve, and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so "hold on" when there is nothing on you
except the will which says to them "hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue
Or walk with kings, nor lose the common touch.
If neither foe nor loving friend can hurt you.
If all men count with you ... but none too much.
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
with sixty seconds worth of distant run.
Yours is the earth, and everything that's in it.
And which is more ... You'll be a Man, my son.
 
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