Thought Iād give you all an update before ālove islandā starts and you all down toolsā¦
Iāve tried all your suggestions:
1) Injecting the Vickās was really hard work but still didnāt disguise the stink
2) the wife was not pleased when I chucked it in with her sports bra and other bits of string, apparently chrome rails donāt react well with copper underwire and lace.
3) I left it in the airing cupboard for days, but the heatings off down here in the south
4) I even tried spreading some maple syrup and perinaise in the hope it would disguise things, but alas no.
5) even the local squirrel wasnāt having any of it, even he thought it stank of old nuts that had gone off.
Alas, there is only one thing left to do, itāll be drilled in the morningā¦