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A man of your means, must have a guy travelling the world, collecting parts on your behalf, surley? Returning to your lair....sorry mansion....in custom built velvet lined cases......no?
 
A man of your means, must have a guy travelling the world, collecting parts on your behalf, surley? Returning to your lair....sorry mansion....in custom built velvet lined cases......no?
I ate a pepperoni covered in hairs off of the ground the other day after it dived from my freshly delivered pizza

I tried to get the bin scroungers behind Netto to be my sidekicks, we'd start a bike recycling plant, making millions from knackered nexus 3 speed hub gears.

But alas I'm still a solitudal prowler, infinitely readjusting the yellow dots on my Nexus hub under the gleams of moonlight poking through the piney tree crowns, while sipping savagely, drinking for dreams and dreaming of drinks.

Can I have them now?
 
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