3wheeler7
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I'm so glad I found this thread as I thought I was alone in the study of obscure metallurgy.
My specialist field is in the study of surface treatment afflictions mainly found on components of Italian extraction, although many examples have also been found over the Alps in France and here in GB.
The most common one is kromononadhesionitis (also known as flakeyloosekromitis) which is rumoured to be caused by the inclusion of poorpreparationum during the finishing process.
Studies have found that the appearance of kromononadhesionitis can be rapidly accelerated by just one day of englishsaltonroadation, but cases have been found even in nosinoriginalboxatia.
To avoid falling foul of this potentially expensive and demoralising condition it is advisable to enjoy the potentially affected components by viewing from afar on a sunny day, whist licking a gelato, but not to partake in ownership as garagecondensationus can strike at any time.
Typical examples to avoid are any shiny plated steel bicycle parts, shiny motorcycle and car parts manufactured in Italy and of course complete vehicles that may show signs of lanciadeltaoxidisationitis or wherehaveallthealfasudsgonitis.
My specialist field is in the study of surface treatment afflictions mainly found on components of Italian extraction, although many examples have also been found over the Alps in France and here in GB.
The most common one is kromononadhesionitis (also known as flakeyloosekromitis) which is rumoured to be caused by the inclusion of poorpreparationum during the finishing process.
Studies have found that the appearance of kromononadhesionitis can be rapidly accelerated by just one day of englishsaltonroadation, but cases have been found even in nosinoriginalboxatia.
To avoid falling foul of this potentially expensive and demoralising condition it is advisable to enjoy the potentially affected components by viewing from afar on a sunny day, whist licking a gelato, but not to partake in ownership as garagecondensationus can strike at any time.
Typical examples to avoid are any shiny plated steel bicycle parts, shiny motorcycle and car parts manufactured in Italy and of course complete vehicles that may show signs of lanciadeltaoxidisationitis or wherehaveallthealfasudsgonitis.
