Early bump, get yer snoods orders in before it's too late, you'll freeze to death when the Beast from the East strikes, laying somewhere on a moor with a neck as blue as Eiffel 65's Aliens..... You'll be thinkin' "jeez o I wish I had gotten myself a Retrobike propaganda snood" as a horde of appropriately neck-covered retrobikers ride past, howling and roaring, backs crunching on their NORBA geometry frames with 300mm stems and 10 cm bars, leaving you in the dirty mud, thinking.. if only I had listened...