Ha! Oh come on guys, forget it. The look on my dad's eyes when he sees the Kona after all these years will be worth ten bikes of the month.
BWT, those Kona tires to which Bordecollie refers sucked. I still have the velocity stem, but then, stock Konas were boring, ugly, and very uncool. The headset on there now had the allen key adjustment locknut, but I cut the F*in steerer tube too short to put it on.
Truelucky - let me at your 92 Specialized, then we'll have a true BOTM.