retro bragging rights...

[Elfman]

My daughter goes to school with Juliana Furtado's son. No joke. I see her all the time, but don't want to go up to her, all gushing and ridiculous. So I respect the distance and just acknowledge I'm in the presence of a legend. And of course, my daughter knows who she is.

 

[MattiThundrrr]

Charlie Kelly once ghosted me when he found out what shipping to Canada costs

 

[My_Teenage_Self]

I invented the Pneumatic tyre.

 

[BoyBurning]

I invented the Pneumatic tyre pump - without which, said invention by My_Teenage_Self was [no doubt deflating for his part] proven to be entirely without worth.

Consequently, My_Teenage_Self has been paying me a license fee of half a goat, 13 eggs, 2 pigs, and a half share in a colour television set, per annum, since 1846.

Which reminds me, I think the license review is overdue.

Note to Self [Not My_Teenage_Self] must pursue further. Further note: Consult Mich and Lin re. feasibility of tubeless application for pneumatic retention device.