Duggie is almost one year old. Duggie loves you. Duggie has a lot of energy. Duggie wants to please you. Duggie loves you VERY much. Duggie loves burying things. Duggie loves that dog... that dog waaaay over there, you can just about see him if you squint. Duggie loves socks. Duggie loves running. Duggie LOVES swimming. Duggie doesn't sleep...
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired through many generations of breeding. Skills that make me a nightmare for small mammals or birds like you. There will never be an end to my drive to hunt you down, I will look for you, I will pursue you, I will find you and I will kill you. I am insatiable, I am unstoppable, I am relentless, I am Peggy.
Hi my name is lola and im 6 months old, just here to set a few ground rules, if i see it its mine, if i want it its mine, if i can reach it its mine, if its on the floor its mine, if your eating it, thats ours, if i fart, thats your smell.