I can't stand soppy boat names like "Silver Salmon" etc
My racing sailing boats have been:
Overdraught
Superdraught
Frantic Frog
Red Nightmare (International Moth, wouldn't even float upright at rest)
Snowy (White FRP, Tintin Graphics along the side)
Double Expresso (twin wire Catamaran)
Gusto
If you've ever seen the psychedelic camo schemes on Fanatic windsurfers around 1988-89, that might be a good idea...gets away from all that geraniums in pots thing about narrowboats.