How dare you....how very dare you. What's your name, Catherine Tate?
Look, you now have a history on eBay and now here of advertising something for sale, getting people wanting to give you money and then letting them down and then you go all emo like your the offended party if anyone should dare comment on you peeing people about.
You don't need the money or the sales would have gone through, let's be honest, you've had countless people wanting and ready to give you cash.
If you have trouble with the concept of advertising something then actually selling it then I'm sure there is an idiots guide to selling manual somewhere you could borrow
Until then do us and yourself a favour