Observations and true-isms!

[al]

Please add to this list...

Money dont buy you taste.

You can't plat fog.

You can't educate pork.

No matter how much money you chuck at man city,they are always crap.

Oranges are not the only fruit.

We all die in the end.

Baldness is not a sign of viritity.

Tom Hanks couldn't act his way out of a soggy paper bag.

A bird in the hand is likely to poo in it.

al.

 

[suburbanreuben]

Ye cannae polish a turrd!

 

[al]

Ye cannae polish a turrd!

But can one be varnished?

 

[Russell]

Just 'cos its old, doesn't mean its retro.

Just 'cos its retro, doesn't mean its worth 'owt.

 

[al]

Just 'cos its old, doesn't mean its retro.

Just 'cos its retro, doesn't mean its worth 'owt.

Story of my life!!

 

[lumos2000]

Ye cannae polish a turrd!

but ye can roll it in glitter!

 

[lewis1641]

All that glitters aint hold

 

[orange71]

there are 3 certainties in life: death ,taxes and 'how much is it worth?' from people who haven't read the rules :roll:

 

[rosstheboss]

Ye cannae polish a turrd!

But can one be varnished?

Maybe not varnished, but certainly rolled in glitter

Edit - I should really read the other replies before replying....

 

[stedlocks]

ahem.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI