Getting a bit fed up with seeing eBay’s latest scam of ‘1 other person has this in their cart’. Well they can buy it then. Oh wait, 3 days later and it’s still here? Also still in their cart? Okie dokie. I mean I know you can put something in your cart and not pay straight away and it stays for sale until blah blah blah, but is it just to encourage people to buy something they might not be sure about without thinking it through? Put the pressure on to slightly force someone into it? Yes it is, I know the answer, so why even ask? It’s worse than telling people how many watchers an item has and, I dare say, almost as bad as shill bidding.
Rant over.
...and mine has just begun!
3 people were talking about this,
12 people were reading about it,
74 people saw it,
123 people snuck a quick, surreptitious glance at it when they thought no-one was looking,
38 people raised an eyebrow while looking at it.
22 people said "ooh!" when they saw it,
62 people experienced a sudden redistribution of blood flow while thinking about it,
114 people were staring at it for an extended period of time and drooling over it,
13 people touched themselves inappropriately while looking at it,
16 people wanted to take it home with them and introduce it to their folks,
one guy wanted to rub his naked body all over it,
myself, I mentally deposited it in my spank bank to enjoy later on this evening when I'm certain I'll be alone,
but THIS guy wanted it so badly he......well, you'll just have to see for yourself:
NOW, do you want it?
Actually, if it were the push-push type levers in decent condition, I'd want them even if I had to rinse someone's DNA off of them first.
