I am a lunatic and I also ride like one on occasion. I find the most most fashionable way of riding is to stay on one side of a dry stone wall. My current 2022 road bike is now over 3lb heavier than my last bike (rim braked - 2014), but faster every day for me. Pottering about on the flats and average hills then most brakes are fine. Pushing high speeds down steep descents I have often found the limit of rim brakes. Only once did I feel fade with road discs but my front disc remained blue coloured afterwards. 100kg/16stone rider.
Looking to new road groupsets then caliper brakes are becoming more limited in availability. Expensive wheels will grind away or with full carbon wheels, brake tracks will often blister and become unusable.
Back to Keith's 'Pick 2', I'd like to put forward;
Be slim
Ride slower
No steep hills
Keep buying expensive disposable wheels
I still ride lots of rim braked bikes, mainly for nostalgia but then my mum was always happy with her drum braked Morris Minor too.