Mountain Mayhem 2009- Mr K's Recruitment Programme

[mrkawasaki]

Need to know...

I think we need to know more about the 'beer, women and records' phase of your life... '-)

Captain K

 

[monsterfatuk]

BAD POINTS....... not raced since the malvens when some silly bugger got stabbed behind my tent

GOOD POINTS,,,,mm virgin
Ride my bike every day
and most weekends
Can help with alsorts was a bike mechnic for 7 years
Got a nice noisy back wheel


PLEASE i`ll join anyones team xxxxx

 

[Dr S]

Oh crikey. Didn't know we had to sing for our supper!

Here goes.... Good points

1. Been on and off MTBs since 1986, that's 21 years to develop mechanical related excuses for lack of performance.
2. I like the night.
3. I learnt to cook in Italy.
4. I can hold my own on a bike providing it's reasonably flat or downwards.
5. I can fix anything.
6. I'm the village idiot
7. I have a 20ft ezee-up marquee that will come in handy!
8. I will give my all, and expect the same of my fellow team members.

Bad points
1. Can get over competetive and kill myself trying to shave a second off my sector time halfway round my forth tripple stint of the night.
2. Can suffer flatulence after too much beer.
3. Haven't raced since doing The Boltby Bash in late 1980's
4. I'll covet your bikes, cars and wives- sorry about that.
5. Can be known to sulk if it rains.
5.

 

[bryan555]

Re: Need to know...

I think we need to know more about the 'beer, women and records' phase of your life... '-)

Captain K

A bit of DJing, plenty of beer, meeting a beautiful girl at a house party, traveling round the world with her, marrying her. It all took lots of time & money. More details available over a beer or 2 at Mayhem!

 

[slinky182]

Retro women

Put Hannah down for the team Mr K, she wants a go after spectating at this years MM

 

[mrkawasaki]

Nepotism

Tell Mrs Slinks to put her application in writing... ;-)

Captain K

 

[monsterfatuk]

me me me me me me me me me me me me me me em..oops....me me me me me me me me

 

[mrkawasaki]

Walls have ears

MF - you're gonna need to get some forks that work by June.... ;-)

Captain K

 

[monsterfatuk]

my forks work fine i was fine after that single speader got out of the way in the woods

 

[Pickle]

Wrong Bloke

MF - you're gonna need to get some forks that work by June.... ;-)

Captain K

Neil, it was missmyfat who's forks collapsed