Mayhem 2020 cancelled due to apocalypse

[Spibblo]

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Had to get my Mum hooked on crack and sell her as a sex slave to raise some cash but at least I've paid for Mayhem.

 

[legrandefromage]

Re: Re:

Had to get my Mum hooked on crack and sell her as a sex slave to raise some cash but at least I've paid for Mayhem.

Oh bugger, that was your mum??

 

[Spibblo]

Re: Re:

Had to get my Mum hooked on crack and sell her as a sex slave to raise some cash but at least I've paid for Mayhem.

Oh bugger, that was your mum??

Probablly was you

She said one of her customers likes her to dress as Eleanor of Aquitaine and go heavy with the pineapple

 

[The History Man]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Swallow?



European or African?

 

[Spibblo]

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Extra



Aldi

 

[Peachy!]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Swallow?



European or African?

That’s incidental... two 5 ounce birds couldn’t lift a 20lb bike... even with a length of brake cable held under the dorsal guiding feathers...

 

[retroyetirigid]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Currently unsure about going due to work (someone else has booked it off as it's the summer solstice that weekend).
Will probably do solo again if I am attending.

 

[Retro Spud]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Currently unsure about going due to PISS poor planning by me (some smelly half stoned hippy has out thought me and got there first and booked it off as it's the summer solstice that weekend and he likes to dance around Stonehenge naked whilst being flogged with freshly dug stinging nettles and birch twigs whilst singing along to Clannad and Enya).

Will probably do solo again if I am attending which is unlikely .

Chris -
Think you summed things up there, shame you didn’t get more notices on the dates :facepalm:
Won’t be the same without you - tell your hippy mate the Solstice is over rated and there’s two a year with the winter Equinox coming in Dec and he can have the Stones to him self then

 

[Grannygrinder]

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Had to get my Mum hooked on crack and sell her as a sex slave to raise some cash but at least I've paid for Mayhem.

Oh bugger, that was your mum??

Was that extra??

 

[Retro Spud]

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As promised here is the current status


Paypal account that greeted me first thing this morning




and the team sheet as of tonight