Mayhem 2020 cancelled due to apocalypse

[nobby the sheep]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Children of the cantilever
Where RBers dare
Dead poets cycling club

 

[mk one]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Pedal without a cause
Old Age Pedalers
Blood sweat and cheers

 

[legrandefromage]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

All Thumbshifters and no gears
The Spokes of Wrath
Fat Bike at the Back
Not so Wide Bars
Triple till I die
No Carbon please, we're Aluminium / Steel/ Titanium
135mm til I die
The Square Taper Caper
Every Shift you make, Every gear you take, I'll be shifting too.
Sunshine on a rainy day makes my chain rust rust rust away
More WD40 Vicar?
KMC Does it Better
You're So SRAM I bet You Thought this Shift was about you

 

[tim75]

Re: Re:

I can’t compete with the wit and good taste of you lot, but if we’re doing county based names, and it is based in the midlands, how about?

Leicester go wrong.

More generic crappy ideas:

Hypergliders
Don’t believe the Hyperglide
The biopacemakers
All thumbies and fingers
Sprocketeers
Fat Tired Fryers

Yes Sam that's brilliant. A shame Gerard isn't on our team otherwise we could be G Force Gerry and the Biopacemakers.

 

[nobby the sheep]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Right then let’s stop with all this nonsense and get down to the matter of the serious stuff ,how’s making home brew ( devils juice ,blind mans cough etc)?. Short pants ( jnr) as already got his sloe’s just needs to get the gin now and another special ingredient and he will have ankle biters rocket fuel ready

 

[Retro Spud]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

My god Nobby - I’ve done my share of under age drinking but your promoting under age brewing.

 

[RickTheUncivil]

Re:

Nowt wrong there

 

[nobby the sheep]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

When jnrs our on the shoot he collects all the sloe berries,made a batch last year and it didn’t half have some kick to it ,obviously I had to test as he’s under age and I’m ( cough cough ) a responsible adult

 

[legrandefromage]

Re: Mountain mayhem 2020

Can I Stop doing names now?
I'm Dry
I Cant Do Anymore
I've Run Out of Puff
My Sack is Empty
I've Run Out of Steam
I've Shot Me Load
My Rings are Sore
My Chain has been stretched
Its a Team Name Too Far

 

[Gerard]

Re: Re:

Yes Sam that's brilliant. A shame Gerard isn't on our team otherwise we could be G Force Gerry and the Biopacemakers.

Ha....I could always move teams....

Gforcegerry....may the force be with you.