Made up Schwalbe tyre names and intended use

[simdagger]

Distancing Dan - Arbitrarily spaced tyre block pattern based on dubious evidence and inflated statistical analysis.

 

[Corblimeyguv]

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Dirty Dancing - Won't let you into ANY corner
Porn Star - No matter what you do to clean them they always look dirty
Arthur Daley - You buy them thinking they're a bargain and they fall apart in a matter of days

 

[grahame]

Hucking Hybrid - for the 29er jump bike.

 

[Corblimeyguv]

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Remagen Bridge - You can blow it up as many times as you want but it just won't go down when you want it to

Richard Marx - Hazardous

Bon Jovi - Slippery when wet

 

[CassidyAce]

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Sled Zep: a smooth tyre for icy conditions.

Dreary Deidre: a beige tyre for Monday morning commuting in February (that one's quite niche).

Mercurial Marvin: nobody's been able to work out this one's purpose yet.

 

[bagpuss]

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Alastair Campbell turbo special .Spins in any situation .

The Clinton white wall . performs well on the in turn .

The Marvin Terrel .....Ain't no Mountain high enough .

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[Corblimeyguv]

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Vicious Pelican - They get delivered but there's a huge bill attached.

 

[bagpuss]

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The Lennon Maca , for the long and winding road.

Def Lep , for silent running .