Made up Schwalbe tyre names and intended use

[Corblimeyguv]

Jim'l Fix it - kids tyre

:shock: :facepalm:

Too soon?

Not really, they knew about him in the 70's !
You forgot about 'handles well through quick-setting concrete' though ;-)

 

[legrandefromage]

The Prince Andrew - Questionable grip on reality

 

[Corblimeyguv]

Re:

Iron Lady - Doesn't turn.
Eddie Edwards (Special edition with eagle motif)- Doesn't jump as far as everyone else but you look whilst doing it.

 

[2manyoranges]

Re:

hmmm I was thinking about a Thatcher reference ... you got there first and with a good one

But surely need to stick with the Schwalbe formula: two words, alliterative. Desperate Dan, Freaky Frank etc

American political theme:

Horrific Hilary - rated for XC use only but constantly seen on Enduro bikes, totally out of its depth. Good on the East Coast trails, useless in the rest of the nation. Paired with the Big Bill every now and again.
Jolly Joe - hugs every rim too tightly, wanders around all over the place and can't take high pressure.
Silly Sarah - just silly. Tread pattern doesn't seem to conform to anything remotely real on the ground. Widely used in Alaska.

 

[mynchiboy]

Re:

Brian Blessed - great for when conditions get a bit hairy

 

[emjay]

The Cummings Crusader.

To Travel further

 

[FluffyChicken]

Eagle Eddy : for the bunny hoppers.

ORange Olaf : All Ground, Winter tyre.
ORange Oralando : All Ground, Summer tyre

 

[MarinMartin]

Re:

Dazzling Dickinson

A luminous orange glow sidewall for when the standard Tan wall isn't bright enough. Perfect for vintage and antique bikes

 

[BerthaPog]

Re: Re:

Brian Blessed - great for when conditions get a bit hairy

But the noise...worse than a badly adjusted canti. :shock:

 

[SlowWave]

Eagle Eddy : for the bunny hoppers.

ORange Olaf : All Ground, Winter tyre.
ORange Oralando : All Ground, Summer tyre

Eagle eddy is genius, would buy.