Made up Schwalbe tyre names and intended use

[The History Man]

Nitro Norman

For those seeking a vintage light entertaining ride.

 

[jimo746]

Re: Re:

Janet's Jam:

That leaves a particularly unsavoury taste in my mouth.

 

[FluffyChicken]

Re:

Frolicking Fromage
- large sizes only, general purpose fun tyre.

 

[BerthaPog]

Sketchy Kevin - Fast sliding mud tyre

 

[Jan Marten]

Re: Re:

Treacherous Trump - promises huge amounts of grip and throws you on the ground at the first corner

Treacherous Trump - Promises to Make You Great but throws you under a bus when tested.

 

[Bullpup]

Pneumatic Nora - for the easy rider.

 

[CassidyAce]

Re:

Janet's Jam:

That leaves a particularly unsavoury taste in my mouth.

Not my best one. Perhaps the gentleman would prefer:

Bouncing Brenda: a plus size tyre for cross country romps.

 

[mullinino]

Re:

Dirty Diana.

For those inner-city press escapes. Questionable grip.

 

[Markybeau]

Re:

Rubber Johnny - keeps you safe during intimate moments

 

[FluffyChicken]

Fanny Deep - For that deep traction in sloppy conditions.

Tom Wanks - Light relief tread for the solo rider.

Connie Lingus - 26" front tyre, use with it's 29" counterpart
(need to think of one... for the 29er)

Th'robbin Hood - Hardpack, Forrest Wood specialty.