MacRetro chat and rides thread

[perry]

I don't have the faintest idea what your talking about

might see if it still works

Fire it up now and it'll have a game loaded by Sunday evening

I had a vampire game on mine that was all text . An epic game that I never read as I could never find a command to leave the chaps bedroom :x

"leave room"

command unknown

" leave the fooking room now , arrrrrgh "

command not found

and wasn't there a space trading game possibly called elite ? Id play that for a bit then out of nowhere " you have been shot from behind , game over " ; oh cheers , thanks for that

 

[zigzag]

Elite. Best computa game evar!

 

[kaiser]

I don't have the faintest idea what your talking about

might see if it still works

that prompted a total flashback. Pre internet computer porn. I bought a floppy disc from the barras of madonna nude

 

[perry]

That's nothing . I have some cough-legally acquired-cough nes roms and one of them is some Japanese hentai . Bear in mind ( argh argh there's a bear in my head , keep its claws from the backs of my eyes ) it was early 90s 8bit quality cartoons and only about 30 of them and that someone would have to have bought a cartridge to see them

 

[Mr Panda]

I've had a few emulators and TBH I must have been easily pleased

:shock:

Sounds like you must be, nudge nudge, know what I mean, nudge nudge, I'll bet you do sir

 

[mikee]

geoff crammonds F1 on the amiga

second best game ever

mario kart SNES no 1

imho

 

[perry]

Is "emulator" and gash's reference to "hybrids" scot euphemism for lady boy ?

 

[kaiser]

An emulator is a masturbation device like what rod hull had.

 

[perry]

Wouldn't the beak chafe a tad ? and it was a bit frantic from what I remember . Still , whatever floats your boat .

 

[kaiser]

geoff crammonds F1 on the amiga

second best game ever

mario kart SNES no 1

imho

Mario kart N64 if you please


Oh and the amiga was new zealand story or stunt car racer