Lost Souls of Retro©™ Mayhem 2016 (the count down begins)

[Retro Spud]

Has anyone told the new members to the team ( this been there first year on the lost souls team )about the initiation ritual

^^^^ Jezz that's one hell of a skool boy error Nobby,

First rule of Mayhem is you have to get the (R.B Virgins) there in the place,

.......not scare the living be-Jesus out of them and cause a NO show, taken me ages to get some new blood into the team,


THM & Nobby reckoned last year reminded them of the first few days back at Prep School mixing with all those new fresher's and showing them the ropes :shock:

I only go along with as it keeps both of them out of everyone way whilst they occupy themselves with Ski's :shock: Man-kini's, Gimp suits, Cow Patterned One'seys, and some northern home brew.
which pretty much leaves everyone else to enjoy the racing, banter and culinary skills of ANY123


Sorry, Regan, Windowmaker, VeloManiac

 

[The History Man]

Has anyone told the new members to the team ( this been there first year on the lost souls team )about the initiation ritual

^^^^ Jezz that's one hell of a skool boy error Nobby,

First rule of Mayhem is you have to get the (R.B Virgins) there in the place,

.......not scare the living be-Jesus out of them and cause a NO show, taken me ages to get some new blood into the team,


THM & Nobby reckoned last year reminded them of the first few days back at Prep School mixing with all those new fresher's and showing them the ropes :shock:

I only go along with as it keeps both of them out of everyone way whilst they occupy themselves with Ski's :shock: Man-kini's, Gimp suits, Cow Patterned One'seys, and some northern home brew.
which pretty much leaves everyone else to enjoy the racing, banter and culinary skills of ANY123


Sorry, Regan, Windowmaker, VeloManiac

Aaah there are three this year. Might have to be a call to the 'butcher' then. I did spot a badger lying by the side of the road a few days ago. Let's hope it's still there.

Nobby: I hope you cleaned the tarp. It was a bugger unsticking it last year after that little 'accident' the boy had. Lucky Donna was on hand to clean him up.

 

[longun]

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New gazeebo and wind break tested in the yard against the van. Good stuff bit more comfort as opposed to last time haha

 

[nobby the sheep]

Must remember to find appropriate battery's for the cattle prod

 

[BerthaPog]

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As I still appear to be alive, training has been going well...

 

[Retro Spud]

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That's one hell of a spread you have there Ted.

THM is well into Cake so he could be your new best mate, better swot up on Battenberg and Madera.

Good to see Longuns sorted, I believe the windbrake is actually the sides to an impromptu latrine so check it out (should be a tad more private than the rear wheel of Andys Intruder)

 

[regan_ev]

Ooh I love initiation ceremonies

Do I need to bring my own lube?

 

[Gruff]

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Who's out after Nobby?

 

[Retro Spud]

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Who's out after Nobby?

Need to go back to pg35 for that


Regan during the day.. And Velo in the wee hours !

 

[widowmaker]

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I am a vegetarian