Lost Souls of Retro©™ Mayhem 2016 (the count down begins)

[regan_ev]

Re: Lost Souls of Retro©™ Mayhem 2016 call to arms -yeah 2016 !

Oh dear, what have I started?! Hahahahahahahah
I think I'm gonna get a haircut before the event, shave my beard, legs and pubes so there's fack all left for you to braid, if I'm to be considered the last critical man of the THM
I'm sure by 2:00pm on Sunday I'll be more attuned to your wavelength of humour good sir.
(If not I shall be spinning my little chariot at full steam off the land, whatever time of the silly hours you intend on torturing me )

 

[nobby the sheep]

Re: Lost Souls of Retro©™ Mayhem 2016 call to arms -yeah 2016 !

Did someone say torture ,I'll fetch my banjo and water boarding equipment

 

[nobby the sheep]

Re: Lost Souls of Retro©™ Mayhem 2016 call to arms -yeah 2016 !

Tried some Kendal mint cake flavoured vodka today ( it's green ) guess I my have my drink sorted

 

[Retro Spud]

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Nobby

That wasn't Kendal mint cake flavoured Vodka :facepalm:

Its just some random Alkies' piss after a right blindingly good bender and a session on a packet of Extra strong Mints....

I'll bet it came in a milk bottle and sold to you as rural moonshine with a local Cumbrian twist.

All we get down this neck of the woods (M4/M5/M50) is Lorry driver coke that's strangely Yellow and (so I'm told) has no fizz, despite being in a genuine soft drinks bottle.

Sorry to proper burst your bubble, but I think all you've got is a litre of "ALCO PISS" rather than Alco POP !

 

[Mike Muz]

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Had anyone seen my tent? I'm sure I had it when I left Las year.

Put it in the glove box, positive!

Been making up another bike fitting for the roof bars today. Three on roof, one in t'car this year. Still struggling to choose which four though! :facepalm:

Mike

 

[The History Man]

Re: Lost Souls of Retro©™ Mayhem 2016 call to arms -yeah 2016 !

Went in the loft with my list this evening.

The bikes are ready. I think.

 

[Mike Muz]

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Cooker works, found sleeping bag. Tent? maybe under the passenger seat. :facepalm: Oh, and EARPLUGS! :roll:

 

[andyz]

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Oh, and EARPLUGS! :roll:

Ah, I knew I'd forgotten something!

 

[regan_ev]

Re: Lost Souls of Retro©™ Mayhem 2016 call to arms -yeah 2016 !

So, today's my birthday (no need to console me for getting even closer to 40, devastating though it is ) and my lady-friend who is fast approaching the status of 'a keeper' buys me this little lot! :shock: All personalised and everything! She also bought me a FWE toolkit which I was given last month (to aid assembly of her bike haha!) and a mini Zefal pump, blue anodised to match the few other bits on the bike! And I swear I hadn't realised I'd been banging on about Mayhem much at all...

 

[Retro Spud]

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What an awesome present there's something for every one in there...

Nobby will be after the Andrex

Any123 will be making eyes at the GT85 (aka BBQ ignition fluid) and also the Alcho gel (BBQ Napam Fire Starter)

Everyone will be after the Paracetamols and the tea bags (in equal measure come Saturday morning)


....we'll just leave you with the Suntan cream, new flannel and the Autosol so you can polish those bikes in the midday sun.