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This is only going to get worse as people get more desperate. Yeah, absolutely there are utter scrotes out there, but nicking garlic? Life is getting harder, and people are going to stoop lower.
 
This is only going to get worse as people get more desperate. Yeah, absolutely there are utter scrotes out there, but nicking garlic? Life is getting harder, and people are going to stoop lower.
I think 🤔 this is due to the rise in the number of 🧛‍♀️ vampires living amongst us.
Keep a mirror handy.
People may think you're vain when you keep flashing it,but you know otherwise
The bigger the better.
 
Thieving has been around since the year dot.
Stripping lead from church roofs has been happening for decades
 
One our sheds is covered in a galvanised steel wrap { Underneath is about 10 very old doors} and it's all still there . I might just weight it in myself .
Maybe the doors are also worth a few bob .I will ask him later 🥸🤔
 
Things are definitely going down 👇 the drain.
Fly tipping is also a modern scurge .
Vehicles caught been used for this crime should be crushed🎬🚐🏗️.
 
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