Hold on, hold on, I've done a little bit of lunchtime progress. I got the pedal axles off and had a bit more of a measure up.
I thought I had some square-section silver steel in the stash at work, but I couldn't find it. I tried a couple of bits of 5mm silver steel rod instead and it worked a treat. You could use any hard bar for this, I reckon the shoulders on a couple of long black steel 5mm bolts would be fine. Just remember which way to turn the cranks to loosen (i.e. go and check your bike out in the bike shed, still not be 100% convinced so go back out with an Allen key and undo one side to check...)
So that bit is good news. Quick shot of the cracks on both sides where the head meets the shaft (definitely cracks):
And measuring up - this is where it gets interesting. The non drive side pedal is definitely pointing downwards when the crank is pointing down, as if maybe something was dropped on it in the 6 o'clock position. I can see this when holding a square on the crank on the front or back face, despite the slight taper in the crank arm. If I clamp the back face of the taper to a flat surface I can also see it. What I can't do is measure these perpendicular to the taper itself, because I don't have anything I can accurately clamp a bottom bracket axle into, so I might need to do this in the frame itself and use a spirit level to look at the difference in the 12 o'clock and 6 o'clock positions.
Another interesting thing is both cranks appear to have a twist in them. With both cranks in the 3 o'clock position, the pedal axles point slightly down. Again, I can't measure this perpendicular to the taper itself so I can't tell yet if it's actually there, but it would be consistent with pedal deflection when riding out the saddle and standing on the pedals. I don't know how prone these very skinny alloy cranks were to twisting, but if you compare the RH crank next to a middle-of-the-line 1990s Shimano road crank, you can see how much more metal there is on the modern crank:
However, the Shimano crank which I thought was quite light, weighs 241g while the RH crank weighs 129g...
So that leads me conveniently onto the BB taper in case I need to change cranks. That Shimano crank goes on a JIS taper UN55. The RH cranks seem to have the same size square and taper angle, so that's good news:
Shimano crank taper insertion depth for comparison:
So I think at the moment I'm going to get the bike up and running or thereabouts with these cranks and then have a better squareness measure against the frame itself. I'm tempted to say if these cranks are thin enough that they twist in normal use, that they'll probably take a slight tweak without weakening them, especially if I do it slightly away from the area that's got what appears to be the cracks.