Just found my present.

[Bpool77]

Wellllll.... Missis as been in England for three weeks came back today, got on the vino bumffff mañana out for the count. So being the slooth I am , phone check, laptop check etc ( don't deny it we all do it) I found my present? Noooooo a gawdy D+G watch..... I understand her logic ( I sold mine to raise funds to move here ) oris, submariner, and a roadster, but this is a gangsta rapa bbbblinnng. I will not were this. Ever.
Foook nos?

I've got her, (story.... We fell out she threw a ring I bought her in the road, ages ago, I reclaimed it ;-) but stone missing, we made up she's regretted it, I've kept slyly stum) so I've replaced the stone, I know she'll cry xxxx

Hmmm she might have got this to take the piss???? She knows me? Quality but discrete?????
Happy Christmas ya bunch of happily married men....

 

[ellist]

I can never figure out if when the mrs checks my computer she is more annoyed i've just been on here rather than been on the naughty websites!!

 

[Mike Muz]

I can never figure out if when the mrs checks my computer she is more annoyed i've just been on here rather than been on the naughty websites!!

:facepalm:

 

[gibbleking]

just a thought but it had better be yours....... :shock: ...otherwise....

 

[Hawmaw]

phone check, laptop check etc ( don't deny it we all do it)

Seriously ??

 

[Bpool77]

phone check, laptop check etc ( don't deny it we all do it)

Seriously ??

Yep, key board logger, spy cam, tracker tile ( has anyone else been seeing these ads?) lol? You must be happily married? Or trust your missis? Me????? I don't trust myself so never mind anyone else........

 

[WD Pro]

My misses knows when I have picked her phone up - I normally take a picture of my knob and set it as the background

WD

 

[ellist]

Must take her a while to notice it. Probably thinks its a taliban with a big nose

 

[WD Pro]

No, if you hold the camera close I can make it look ok. Keeping fingers out of the shot helps to as it gives nothing to scale it to ;-)

WD

 

[Bpool77]

My misses knows when I have picked her phone up - I normally take a picture of my knob and set it as the background

WD

That my friend is a classic, I'd do it but she'd stick it on twatter n fuk book bad experiences :facepalm: