It may be near Easter but don't resurrect this thread again!

[pete_mcc]

Re: It may be near Easter but don't resurrect this thread ag

Jesus would ride a Trek

If he did that even the good Samaritan would cross the road to the other side to avoid him.

SPD compatible sandals would be essential, although those holes in his feet from the nails would cause havoc.

Personally I reckon a Klien would suit him well - the only people who could afford them BITD were kids with rich dads who wanted to be the centre of attention all the time. Sort of sums Jesus up - his dad owned the world and he constantly wanted people to listen to him and follow him around. But he would have had a shit Kline like a Mantra because he was all about fashion.

 

[Neil]

Re: It may be near Easter but don't resurrect this thread ag

Jesus would ride a Trek

Nooooo.... Raleigh Mustang for The Jesus. Would go with his purple jumpsuit, and the constant Gypsy Kings rendition of Hotel California playing in the background.

Anyways, what this thread needs, is more pictures. Preferably, but not exclusively, of bikes. I hear tell some of them Klein bikes are very nice, perhaps some arty pictures of them and their rather spiffing paintjobs. I have heard that there are some people who specialise in recreating that special magic that is their paintjobs, for a small fee - perhaps they could display some of their work, with tasteful inclusion of their trading name.

I think that would be very in keeping with the spirit of the thread, wouldn't it?

And FFS, where IS that Klein bike "Haters gonna hate" meme? I could have sworn I left it around here, somewhere...

 

[The History Man]

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I've almost list the will to live reading this. Almost. :facepalm:


And the point?







Edit: hope you're sensing irony given the sh*t I've trotted out.

 

[pete_mcc]

Re: It may be near Easter but don't resurrect this thread ag

Anyways, what this thread needs, is more pictures. Preferably, but not exclusively, of bikes. I hear tell some of them Klein bikes are very nice, perhaps some arty pictures of them and their rather spiffing paintjobs. I have heard that there are some people who specialise in recreating that special magic that is their paintjobs, for a small fee - perhaps they could display some of their work, with tasteful inclusion of their trading name.

I think that would be very in keeping with the spirit of the thread, wouldn't it?

To quote Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady 'By George, I think she's got it!

Lets do it!

And for fairness and evenhandedness to all religions I am also going to suggest we recommend what bike Allah and other cult leaders would ride?

How about a Checkered Pig for Allah?

 

[Neil]

Re: It may be near Easter but don't resurrect this thread ag

Anyways, what this thread needs, is more pictures. Preferably, but not exclusively, of bikes. I hear tell some of them Klein bikes are very nice, perhaps some arty pictures of them and their rather spiffing paintjobs. I have heard that there are some people who specialise in recreating that special magic that is their paintjobs, for a small fee - perhaps they could display some of their work, with tasteful inclusion of their trading name.

I think that would be very in keeping with the spirit of the thread, wouldn't it?

To quote Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady 'By George, I think she's got it!

Lets do it!

And for fairness and evenhandedness to all religions I am also going to suggest we recommend what bike Allah and other cult leaders would ride?

How about a Checkered Pig for Allah?

Did somebody say FATwa?

 

[pete_mcc]

Re: It may be near Easter but don't resurrect this thread ag

Did somebody say FATwa?

That's enough to make anyone shout 'Jesus'

Apparently Budha likes to ride a Little Tike (a bike, not something Operation Yewtree should investigate):

 

[Neil]

Re: It may be near Easter but don't resurrect this thread ag

Did somebody say FATwa?

That's enough to make anyone shout 'Jesus'

I aim to please.

Somtimes it all goes in the toilet pan, too!

Apparently Budha likes to ride a Little Tike (a bike, not something Operation Yewtree should investigate):

He's not the Buddha, he's a very naughty boy.

Like how he's meditating, though - nice touch.

 

[pete_mcc]

Re: It may be near Easter but don't resurrect this thread ag

I am going to guess that the head honcho of the Jewish people (Old testament God?) would ride a 'We_are_Stevo' bike seeing as all of his bikes have had the steerer tube cut too short necessitating a steerer tube extender.

 

[bugloss]

Re: It may be near Easter but don't resurrect this thread ag

Well that perked the thread up a bit.

 

[pete_mcc]

Re: It may be near Easter but don't resurrect this thread ag

It is a microcosm of the internet: Pointless ramblings from middle-age men about nostalgia, politics and now religion that is totally off topic to the original intent. Hasn't got house-prices though, but that could be next, and there was mention of porn but no boobies to date.

Maybe I should change the title again?