Imlach's Sweaty Hippie Funk Collection, adventure bikes, rusty rats, cruisers and other alt bastardisations of bicyclery

[Mod-Master]

2 benjis and a mars bar?

the benjis are for the one's stuck in the wheels, the mars bar is for the rest.

Close, but no.

He wants 2 benji’s and a full size bounty

 

[novocaine]

Close, but no.

He wants 2 benji’s and a full size bounty

he can keep it, I ain't giving nobody reconstituted coconut matter for nothing.

 

[Mod-Master]

Well it’s £15,000

My god.

You could have a top of the range s-works and a holiday for that money.

 

[R-V]

Well it’s £15,000

My god.

That's the cost launchin' an airstrike?

 

[novocaine]

Well it’s £15,000

My god.

You could have a top of the range s-works and a holiday for that money.

yer, no thanks, I'd rather boil my testicles in battery acid than ride it anyways.

 

[R-V]

They couldn't sort even a decent pedal for that money

 

[Imlach]

I would like you guys to guess how much this bike is up for sale for.

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I’ll, give you a hint, it’s more than a Nos klein

Are those cheap composite flats?

 

[Mod-Master]

Are those cheap composite flats?

Yes. I want solid platinum for that money

 

[R-V]

 

[KayOs]

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Started building this at the weekend. It's got 2.5" hookworm tyres, and will hopefully have a front cargo rack. Handlebar is a pig iron thing off my old bandit with a BMX stem.

Noice!