Bats
Senior Retro Guru
That's another thing that makes it funny, all the people afraid the government will give itself more powers and take their rights away, but they don't even use the ones they've got properly.
So even if you are someone they'd actually care about, even if they actually do have tabs on you, you'll probably get away with quite a bit because they're so bad at this.
They could have a man tap your phone line and still not get the info, because he'd get bored after a few hours waiting and get distracted by twitter.
Or they could put their report together, stamp in big red letters URGENT, put it on their superior's desk... and a big pile of other ones gets put on top and nobody sees it for a week.
So even if you are someone they'd actually care about, even if they actually do have tabs on you, you'll probably get away with quite a bit because they're so bad at this.
They could have a man tap your phone line and still not get the info, because he'd get bored after a few hours waiting and get distracted by twitter.
Or they could put their report together, stamp in big red letters URGENT, put it on their superior's desk... and a big pile of other ones gets put on top and nobody sees it for a week.