Haven't touched it for something like 4 years?

[integerspin]

4 days.......4 hours for me lol

I regularly slap slide way oil all over it and then stuff a squirty can of oil, with
a 3 foot long length of nylon tube on it, in it and squirt it around..

 

[Elysarian]

My father-in-law has you beat on the Ebay impulse buy front I'm afraid...

A van-mounted cherry picker
A mini excavator (I think it was a hitachi)
A Bobcat bulldozer thing

and best of all:

A Pitts Special plane! (no, not a model one...)