Hands up who needs this in their lives?

[The History Man]

Blow torch.

 

[Mickeyspinn]

As for valve caps yep good effort but failed in the water bottle nozzles ....one is definitely more out

 

[Woz]

Actually, with a moment of lucidity thanks to Lidl's finest Cote Rhone in a 5L box, as a gift I would accept such a Object d'Art.

What I would do is flip it upside down, but the draws the other way, and make a low bar out of it. Then I would strew bike porn all over it,
which incidentally would exclude anything Cannondale.

 

[Mickeyspinn]

Ooh dear things aren't looking good for the dale..
I guess the timber masterpiece should be sturdy enough for a nice big meaty vice? A vice would be good to "fix" the dale!

 

[Guinessisgoodforyou]

Cold chisel?

 

[Mickeyspinn]

Cold chisel?

Suitably delicate apparatus ...surgical infact

 

[Woz]

Ooh dear things aren't looking good for the dale..
I guess the timber masterpiece should be sturdy enough for a nice big meaty vice? A vice would be good to "fix" the dale!

I mean what to you expect?

This a knackered old bike forum, the C'dale will get a slating.

I'm sure on an ebernista forum the wood work would get a slating too.

 

[Imlach]

I volunteer to use my 300 pounds to flatten it while slamming it with a sledgehammer

 

[Mickeyspinn]

I volunteer to use my 300 pounds to flatten it while slamming it with a sledgehammer

That's quite specialized....do you have an onlyfans channel ?

 

[Woz]

Ooh dear things aren't looking good for the dale..
I guess the timber masterpiece should be sturdy enough for a nice big meaty vice? A vice would be good to "fix" the dale!

I could see that. Just a little Record 00 for fiddly jobs.

Surrounded by all the greats, Campag Record hubs, dissembled XT rear mechs and Pernod.