Hands up who needs this in their lives?

[greencat]

It's rustic. Like that time I went with my mate to a restaurant placed in a deserted bit of woodland, they served his burger on a big stone. It's the modern age, where the primeval technologies are making a comeback. Rather than a nice light stand of curved metals we want a coffin in the sitting room. If the woodwork is rough enough, it could serve as an acupuncture table, and if you torch it and put some stones on it, you've got your own hot stone therapy. Detox. Purify. Live love laugh.

https://twitter.com/WeWantPlates

 

[Imlach]

https://twitter.com/WeWantPlates

I imagine my stone age forebears watching with glee every time a waiter brings out a brick he found in the nearby building site. Putting things in cups is another thing that should be banned, if I ever get served a portion of bolognese in a mug I'm going on a hunger strike.

I have been thinking of using the modern age food delivery concepts to my own financial advantage though, so who wants in on a business where we deliver 5 star meals, blended up and projected through an industrial grade jet washer? The branding will be "driveby feeding" and we'll ring up 30 seconds before, let them open their windows and then go to town. It'll be fully sustainable as we finally eliminate the need for cutlery and plates, and all equipment will be run on my own biofuel.

 

[KermitGKona88]

I imagine my stone age forebears watching with glee every time a waiter brings out a brick he found in the nearby building site. Putting things in cups is another thing that should be banned, if I ever get served a portion of bolognese in a mug I'm going on a hunger strike.

I have been thinking of using the modern age food delivery concepts to my own financial advantage though, so who wants in on a business where we deliver 5 star meals, blended up and projected through an industrial grade jet washer? The branding will be "driveby feeding" and we'll ring up 30 seconds before, let them open their windows and then go to town. It'll be fully sustainable as we finally eliminate the need for cutlery and plates, and all equipment will be run on my own biofuel.

Your 'OWN' biofuel, that sounds ominous...

 

[Imlach]

Your 'OWN' biofuel, that sounds ominous...

When you gotta go you gotta go.

 

[KermitGKona88]

When you gotta go you gotta go.

Mark Watney grew his potatoes in it...

 

[Imlach]

Mark Watney grew his potatoes in it...

Shh, don't leak out my side business. When I don't do my driveby feedings or build pallet bike stands, I am partial to a long afternoon out and about on my field, emptying myself to keep the locals full.

 

[eric_james]

Hands down I don't need that in my life

 

[KermitGKona88]

This is not at all like 'The Rain' I thought the Danes were gentle mindful people who killed and ate people... No, no, that was Hannibal... Took people into the middle of a lake and drown them for making lousy beer probably... No, no that was Mads again... Bjarne Riis ah thats better...

 

[Imlach]

This is not at all like 'The Rain' I thought the Danes were gentle mindful people who killed and ate people... No, no, that was Hannibal... Took people into the middle of a lake and drown them for making lousy beer probably... No, no that was Mads again... Bjarne Riis ah thats better...

Danish TV has always been grim and dark, that's for sure. I do not recall any quality TV in Denmark that wasn't absolutely depressing or depraved. If you want the real Danish stuff though, we have to go back to classics like Flickering Lights, Green Butchers, Pusher, In China They Eat Dogs and also the slightly more modern stuff such as Men and Chicken or Riders of Justice. I think that's when our TV stuff peaked, action-drama's infused with surreal dark comedy.

There's a lot of older slightly lower budget stuff that's interesting as well, but often too symbolic for my liking.

 

[greencat]

Mark Watney grew his potatoes in it...

Adds a whole new meaning to the science the shit out of it...