Hands up who needs this in their lives?

[KermitGKona88]

https://www.rcc-furniture.com/produ...X4Zmo6nxa6F_n_0YgDx-eOOxMQKsA8k9BvgB5MAUSFPK8

 

[Imlach]

***Please note that reclaimed timber will have marks, cracks, gaps and signs of use from its former life, it is not intended to be perfectly flat or smooth. This is part of the character***

In other words, lazy!

 

[Imlach]

Surely this is actually a rustic setup for a flatscreen that didn't sell and now it's going the rounds as a bicycle stand?

 

[greencat]

Hipster shite.

 

[Imlach]

Hipster shite.

Hipsters don't store their bikes in a stand, they leave their neon coloured fixies locked to a lamppost and take the train instead.

 

[Guinessisgoodforyou]

No one, it's firewood at best. Trying to find the turd and puke emoji

 

[KermitGKona88]

Wow, I didn't expect this level of disgust...

 

[Imlach]

Wow, I didn't expect this level of disgust...

It's probably not the time to tell us that you're the maker... Or is it?

 

[KermitGKona88]

Wellllllllll... Mine would be a damn sight rougher than that... At school I took a course in 'Wood butchery' my teacher suggested I leave the trees well alone.

 

[Imlach]

Wellllllllll... Mine would be a damn sight rougher than that... At school I took a course in 'Wood butchery' my teacher suggested I leave the trees well alone.

It's rustic. Like that time I went with my mate to a restaurant placed in a deserted bit of woodland, they served his burger on a big stone. It's the modern age, where the primeval technologies are making a comeback. Rather than a nice light stand of curved metals we want a coffin in the sitting room. If the woodwork is rough enough, it could serve as an acupuncture table, and if you torch it and put some stones on it, you've got your own hot stone therapy. Detox. Purify. Live love laugh.