Grease me up Scotty...

[KermitGKona88]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256005725245?hash=item3b9b215c3d:g:N8UAAOSwpi9kCxz~

 

[grantoury]

175 quid for an old jar of grease.. What does it say on the box, I can't read it; cangar olio?

 

[Guinessisgoodforyou]

175 quid for an old jar of grease.. What does it say on the box, I can't read it; cangar olio?

It says for the gullible cyclist.

 

[KermitGKona88]

Philistines, I am dealing with Philistines, this transcends just an ordinary jar of grease, it is a work of modernist art complete with function. Just imagine owning this the most exquisite of all greases, imagine the joy it will bring when you are slathering your balls in it and lubing up the races, knowing you are using something made in 1969 (probably) something nearly as old as me and far more useful. Then reverendly placing the beautiful jar back in pride of place in the man cave, or on the mantelpiece so you can forever enjoy the artistry and skill that has gone in to making the masterpiece of modern industrial art...

 

[grantoury]

Philistines, I am dealing with Philistines, this transcends just an ordinary jar of grease, it is a work of modernist art complete with function. Just imagine owning this the most exquisite of all greases, imagine the joy it will bring when you are slathering your balls in it and lubing up the races, knowing you are using something made in 1969 (probably) something nearly as old as me and far more useful. Then reverendly placing the beautiful jar back in pride of place in the man cave, or on the mantelpiece so you can forever enjoy the artistry and skill that has gone in to making the masterpiece of modern industrial art...

Ok, I'll have one, where do I sign

 

[KermitGKona88]

Ok, I'll have one, where do I sign

Send me all your bank details including mothers maiden name, name of first pet ect to

Ivor Conway
PO box 7338411652
Gran Cayman
BAHAMAS

My great thanks, go to you for appreciation of this unique opportunity...

 

[Guinessisgoodforyou]

Send me all your bank details including mothers maiden name, name of first pet ect to

Ivor Conway
PO box 7338411652
Gran Cayman
BAHAMAS

My great thanks, go to you for appreciation of this unique opportunity...

Are related to my cousin, he's a Nigerian prince you know

 

[otherself]

it'll make you go faster. believe me when i started using old campag grease i was getting my PB's. Better than i was before. Better. Faster. Stronger.

 

[Boron]

I see your tub of budget grease and raise you.

Anyone in Liverpool? Would be fun to contact the seller and ask to pop round for a viewing...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/22547815...uid=p7KOgH-gQVu&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY