give me a funny headline!

[Mike Muz]

True story,

The Russian prisons minister has been nicked for arranging to dig up 31 miles of concrete road,having it broken up and sold for personal profit.
So a funny headline please, or an ad in the for sales section of the local rag

We need some light heated topic to lift this week. First, David Bowie, and now Alan Rickman

Mike

 

[kingbling]

Concrete evidence is crushed with no road ahead

 

[valve bouncer]

Cement Fixer on Road to Nowhere.