Oh dear, deep buried memories are re-surfacing like turds on an incoming tide.
Carry On Columbus, the "modern era" Carry On movie, a stellar cast (Julian Clairy, Rick Mayal, etc.) didn't manage to raise a single laugh in this turgid film.
Tombstone, a wooden, long winded and totally uninteresting Western.
EDIT - I saw Time Cop 2 last night, what a crock!