Fact?

[TheGreenRabbit]

“Genetic research shows that 87% of people that fail to reproduce have parents that failed as well.”

 

[TheGreenRabbit]

“Scientists have proven the ‘5 second rule’ to be a myth. Food is actually safe on the ground for over 3 hours.”

“The average male retrobiker spends 7 years of his life skimming through internet porn sites.”

Justin Bieber was recently acquitted of killing a prostitute in Winnipeg despite overwhelming DNA evidence and 7 hours of video.”

“The foreskin of an Iberian Lynx holds a nutritional value comparable to that of a Ham & Cheddar Lunchable®”

“Cows that live in sugar rich countries produce milk with a similar taste to lemonade.”

 

[al]

“Scientists have proven the ‘5 second rule’ to be a myth. Food is actually safe on the ground for over 3 hours.”

“The average male retrobiker spends 7 years of his life skimming through internet p*rn sites.”

Justin Bieber was recently acquitted of killing a prostitute in Winnipeg despite overwhelming DNA evidence and 7 hours of video.”

“The foreskin of an Iberian Lynx holds a nutritional value comparable to that of a Ham & Cheddar Lunchable®”

“Cows that live in sugar rich countries produce milk with a similar taste to lemonade.”

Just.......




al.

 

[bryan555]

78% of all Internet research is conducted online.

Regular, intensive cycling can stimulate hair follicles to grow up to 3% faster.

The number of people on Facebook who claim to live in Ghana (20 million) exceeds the total Ghanaian population (18 million).

Chamomile is considered the most unique smell in the world.

Slicing a loaf of bread instead of tearing it conserves 65% more of its nutrients.

 

[al]

Our local dentist offers dental work while you wait.

Cornwall is the shape of a Christmas stocking, because all the nuts end up in the toe.

You can't plat fog.



al.

 

[capitanfigueras]

Swiss scientists recently calculated that on average married couples only talk to each other for 3 and a half minutes per day. The rest of the time it's mundane stuff like "rice, pasta or chips?" "did you pay the gas bill?" and "what's on telly tonite?

 

[al]

Peppers make me trump.

I like to trump.

al.

 

[retroyetirigid]

Since fixed gear bikes have become popular, SPD pedal sales have risen by 15.3% and SPD sandals by 23.8%.

 

[Andy B]

Zero was invented in India by Indian mathematicians

Wearing your sisters jeans is compulsory if you ride a fixie

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are witren, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe

 

[Neil]

Wearing your sisters jeans is compulsory if you ride a fixie

Loving your work there!