Experience you'd rather not repeat

[Alison]

12 years old, too big a bike with no brakes, choice, back of a cake van or U turn, took the U turn got hit by car, unconscious and 29 stitches. I insisted in apologiesing to the poor driver who hit me

Alison

 

[poweredbypies]

Alison do yourself a favour stay in a comfy chair and dont move

 

[KermitGKona88]

Amongst many others one I really do not want to repeat is being sneezed on by a cow yucky yucky yucky :shock:

 

[highlandsflyer]

Sex in the surf.

Looks great in the movies.

In reality sand is a harsh abrasive, and even on a pebble beach all sorts of detritus get into the works.

 

[Chopper the ex Copper]

An eel down your foreskin is a bit of a passion killer.

 

[Tazio]

Sex in the surf.

Looks great in the movies.

In reality sand is a harsh abrasive, and even on a pebble beach all sorts of detritus get into the works.

Which oddly reminds of a time having sex with a girlfriend and her cat somehow sneaked up behind me and licked my testicles.

Abrasive was the word that reminded me.

 

[gavinda]

Go on admit it. You didn't push it away.

 

[Tazio]

Go on admit it. You didn't push it away.

I'm just very glad it didn't lick a few inches further back!!

 

[gavinda]

Brings a new meaning to fur balls.

 

[Tazio]

Brings a new meaning to fur balls.

The same dirty sod of a cat also ate a used condom once. A very nervy day wondering if it would go straight through it. And monitoring it's litter tray so her parents didn't ask awkward questions!!