toaster999
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When scanning Ebay for 'collection only' Bikes, this Excel formula outlines the likely result. Its been the result of years of perusing and disappointment.
If(P-W>0,"Yeah right..no chance mate, way overpriced",If(M>50,"Cock..too far away","A pro splitter has outbid me/Someone hit the BIN before I could ask permission from the missus"))
Where P = Price
W =Worth, either value or nostalgic
M=Miles from house to Bike.
50 is a variable, depending of the bike/whether you can be arsed.
This formula works best if you live south of Birmingham ,East of Bristol and West of Dartford. Well near me, anyway.
This formula is untested and the fact that's its iffy is not the fault of the author. Don't get pedantic as to where the brackets are please, life is to short.
My next formula will show sellers how many times the comment "Bargain!" or "Can't believe its not been sold yet!" needs to be made before its actually sold. Also number of reductions that need to be made based on numbers of posts telling them its to expensive.
If(P-W>0,"Yeah right..no chance mate, way overpriced",If(M>50,"Cock..too far away","A pro splitter has outbid me/Someone hit the BIN before I could ask permission from the missus"))
Where P = Price
W =Worth, either value or nostalgic
M=Miles from house to Bike.
50 is a variable, depending of the bike/whether you can be arsed.
This formula works best if you live south of Birmingham ,East of Bristol and West of Dartford. Well near me, anyway.
This formula is untested and the fact that's its iffy is not the fault of the author. Don't get pedantic as to where the brackets are please, life is to short.
My next formula will show sellers how many times the comment "Bargain!" or "Can't believe its not been sold yet!" needs to be made before its actually sold. Also number of reductions that need to be made based on numbers of posts telling them its to expensive.
