I am halfway through reading the picolax thread. I was in my office during my dinner break and one of the guys walked in behind me and asked if I was ok, he thought I was crying. I sent the thread to everyone I know, It made my mum 30 mins late taking the dog for a walk, and she has passed it to all the dog walkers that she knows.
Thanks Ed I can see why you had trouble on tuesday night trying to tell us all about it.