Monday Memories
Monday memories:
> Big Ed arriving at my house with 2 of the largest pork pies I've seen - and he expected me to ride with one of them in my backpack...
> The nuclear glow on Gonzalez's tyres
> The sodding mists covering up some of the most spectacular views in England
> Who's idea was it to cram Kev into a Michelin man Yeti skinsuit? Hilarious!
> The amount of people having to go for a piss after the first (road) uphill - flooding was reported in the valley...
> Jez's Viagra-enhanced riding - must have been the shirt?
> The new old-school Mountain Goat - spawning an idea for the first 'R-bike' frameset! Watch this space...
> Shaking my head in disblief everytime Tony sped by on those ridiculous tyres
> Watching the downhill skills of the pack as they hurried to the cafe - some notable exceptions...
> Taking bets on James and Tony's spill count
> Egg, chips and beans mid-ride - heaven in grease!
> Watching the faces of riders on modern bikes as our historic cavalcade pottered by
> Observing the new recruits' delight in finding like-minded souls do exist!
> Downhilling without leaving my bike behind - no thanks to the Guvnor, mind...
> The FSR put through it's first real test - and passing!
> Learning that grey tyres don't do greasy rocks
> Ed taking the lost boys the harder way home on the road - that's special forces folk for ya!
> Having our own LBS mechanic security blanket
> The early ride Amsterdam ladies discussion driving Heathy to resort to tapping up local sheep (must have been an economy drive)...
> James' 'this Kona is a c**t' outburst as his jockey wheel disappeared into the mists...
> The long smooth road downhill back to the pub - buttock bliss!
> Pints of Wainright and cider soaked up like blotting paper
> The farcical Retrobike pub quiz - Tony's vacant and bemused stare... the mystery-object-in-a-bag feeling taking on erotic-undertones (especially the Bassworm)...Gunn Rita Dahle scoring no points...
> Sunday morning - Jez's car boot sales doing brisk business...
> Overall - a great turnout - respect to those driving far (in Gus's case extra-far...get a SatNav you turnip!) and risking great bikes in real terrain - more charming, eccentric and amusing folk you could not wish to find!
If your reading this and you haven't done a Retrobike ride yet - buy our '08 calendar and make sure you're at the next one! If you're thinking about organising a ride in your area - do it! We'll be there...
Mr K