Clarkson gone and.......

[legrandefromage]

It wont be long before 1 Direction split. Cracks are forming. The stresses of fame taking their toll...

 

[xerxes]

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I turn the telly on around 6pm and only require something to keep my attention for the next few hours unless the weather is good, then I'm out on a bicycle, looking at a bicycle or rebuilding a bicycle. Bicycles have a lot to answer for.

Try a book. There's some very interesting one's available, even some about bicycles, and some written by Jeremy Clarkson, not that I would read those.

 

[legrandefromage]

I have many many books. Some even have words in them.

 

[xerxes]

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Some even have words in them.

Yes, pop-up, join the dots, colouring in, and books about hungry caterpillars don't count.

 

[legrandefromage]

But the caterpillar is hungry!! What do I do??

 

[highlandsflyer]

It wont be long before 1 Direction split. Cracks are forming. The stresses of fame taking their toll...

Now you mention that I see a potential solution to this problem.

 

[xerxes]

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Strictly come top gear on ice through the wall in the jungle brother, hosted by Jeremy Kyle.

 

[jono63]

This is the best thread I have read on here.. keep it going guys..

I think we should have a "Top Gear" style cycle show featuring mountain bikers knocking over ramblers on trails, couriers flicking the bird at red lights and MAMILS kicking in cars driven by myopic twits.. and hosted by someone with the right attitude maybe Steve Peat

 

[hamster]

Clarkson had become Alan Partridge, and the format was definitely wearing thin.
No doubt Clarkson and Co. will sign up with Sky or Netflix and continue...

...'Not Gear' perhaps?

 

[highlandsflyer]

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How about "Cooking With Clarkson."

A group of would be location caterers cook Clarkson their meal of choice.

Each week the losing contestants get sent to A&E.

They could have guests in each week to berate the losing contestants while Clarkson limbers up and gets his gloves on, (health and safety). Gordon Ramsay is a shoe in for this application.