REKIBorter":2or8qzpg said:
Thanks for the sympathy Neilll when I needed it most
Good Times:
Picture the scene....REKIBorter has crashed hard earlier, landing on his head :shock:
The night ends after several circuits in the pitch black, illuminated by a variety of expensive HID/LED/Halogen lights...
A forlorn and crestfallen REKIBorter phones Mrs REKIBorter before he leaves:
REKIBorter: "Hi, do you need anything from Sainsbury's?"
MrsREKIBorter (assumed answer): "No, why?"
REKIBorter: "I need some painkillers" :cry:
MrsREKIBorter (assumed answer): "Really, why?"
REKIBorter: "My head really hurts"
MrsREKIBorter (assumed answer): "Oh, why's that?"
REKIBorter: "I landed on it" :cry:
<<<<Phone call interrupted by Neilll collapsing on the floor laughing out loud, tears streaming down his face>>>>
MrsREKIBorter (assumed answer): "Who was that?"
REKIBorter: "Neill" :evil:
<<<<Neilll still leaning against his car trying to breath and crying with laughter>>>>
Bad Times
Getting out of shape on a loose downhill, getting it wrong on a drop off (Bad Skills
), somersaulting over the bars and sticking Bar Ends into my ribs :shock: :shock: :shock:
Result=Bruised ribs and sprained wrist (hurts as much today as it did 5 mins after doing it :roll: :roll: )
p.s Before the Bad Karma gags come in, me and REKIBorter both crashed at the same time on the same hill..
Neill