Carlos Santana

[grahame]

Why do we know that Jesus' parents weren't very rich?
Their christmas was delivered by a Lidl donkey.

 

[The History Man]

Wrapped up a load of torn cardboard for my son’s Christmas present.




Well he said he wanted an ex-box.

 

[carlsoundwave]

Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CDs?





In Iraq....

 

[The History Man]

It was Xmas Eve and I could hear faint Latin rhythms and long guitar notes coming from behind the fireplace.



Santana was stuck up the chimney.

 

[incorrigible]

A couple of angus steers were playing cards and smoking weed.



The steaks were high.

 

[The History Man]

How do you come about these things ?

A mixture of theft, adaptation and imagination. And too much time.

 

[JayLC]

Its a windy day and a woman was walking down the street. As she passed an old man, a gust of wind blew her skirt up showing she had no knickers on.

The man politely says “Airy today isn’t it?`’

She replies. ”what the **** did you expect………………..Feathers!! “

 

[The History Man]

I once took a job at a pizza parlour to make ends meet.



I kneaded the dough.

 

[KermitGKona88]

I can no longer wear jumpers outside...



I think I may be angoraphobic...

 

[bagpuss]

Call in at bike shop yesterday and asked if they had a good stock of spares ?




They replied saying the book shop was next door .