Carlos Santana

[The History Man]

I've just seen a bunch of Mexicans packed into a Ford hatchback playing trumpets and Maracas.








I think it was a Fiesta.?

 

[Joe_Rides]

Speaking of music, a friend of mine recently failed his aboriginal music studies exam.

I asked him "didgeridoo it?"

 

[The History Man]

Has anybody got a trebuchet I can borrow?









I know it’s a long shot……

 

[The History Man]

Swmbo thinks we should allow our pets to sleep on our bed.
Reluctantly I gave in...

After about 10 mins our goldfish finally settled down.

 

[velofrog]

Noooo!!

 

[velofrog]

How to tell the gender of an ant:

Drop it in water and if it sinks, girl ant

If it floats…..

 

[The History Man]

In an effort to win the constructor’s title, the Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday and replaced them with just four lads from Athersley in Barnsley, This announcement follows a recent documentary showing how unemployed youths from Barnsley were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech equipment.
It was thought to be a bold move by the Ferrari management as most races are won and lost in the pits.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for.

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the Barnsley pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged andsold the car to the Mercedes team for 8 cases of John smiths, A bottle of stout for the missus and some photos of Jane Mcdonald in the shower

 

[The History Man]

 

[The History Man]

I'm running a Beatles pun contest.


Paul McCartney has graciously agreed to heyjudicate.

 

[CassidyAce]

But when John Lennon was asked, he said, 'Ono!'.