Caption competition - with a prize!

[legrandefromage]

Best caption in my opinion wins a MBUK wallet thats been in my loft for at least 11 years

 

[xerxes]

Sitting in his hutch, Warren had a feeling that rabbit stew might be on the menu any day now.

 

[tree-magnet]

Justin Lee Colins' new show "Bring back Fat Chance" garnered more viewers than previous efforts, however reports that Chris Chance punched him when bear hugged by the hirstute hill billy have been refuted.

 

[cyfa2809]

funny how the lizard dissappeared just as he took a photo
'damn lizard' he said
'i'll get a picture one day, then everyone wont think im crazy, but until then, its an early bedtime for you'

 

[Steve Kish]

'Lost' rider in the GB Olympic squad finally arrives in Beijing and confesses that the lock to his bike carrier should have been fitted to the outside.

 

[REKIBorter]

Take two bottles into the shower?

 

[GT-Steve]

"...sir..., if your chin touches the top tube may I suggest the bike is a fraction too large for you"

 

[GT-Steve]

Incidentally, is that a new (2 sided) design of sex toy you're developing there???

 

[daj]

"man that other grip is a tight fit....but feels gooooooood"

 

[Mr Panda]

Although a spunky and hardened serving police officer, at weekends I like to be called Jenny and pampered with nice stuff, Big Boy.