OK so based on the tyre chat and some people's hatred of anything "modern" my bike is likely to be run out of town, but I enjoy a challenge, so here goes!
BarneyRubble's 1996 GT Bravado (with drops)
https://www.retrobike.co.uk/threads/1996-gt-bravado-now-with-dropbar-content-new-pics-p3.430668/
Good, but not March anymore