we got:
G-Whizz (my personal fave LBS), Grandads bikes, Action bikes, Baker street Bikes, Sydney Street bikes, Halfrauds, South Coast Cycles errrr....some others i'm not familiar with.
i think 'Crankies' would be a good one
or
'Rim Job' if it were a wheel building specialist
AHead of the Rest
Christ on a Bike!
Our local is called Apple Bikes, a dreary name for a truly dreary establishment... We had Northern Xposure where mountainloz used to work but that went west a few years ago.