Ask you anything

Winner by default. There's no shame in it. Personally I have no other bike purchases planned. Ever.


Next question: Do you play any instruments and are you any good?
 
Question from our intrepid reporter in the field. Go ahead, Mr Biz...
"Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait?"
 
Question from our intrepid reporter in the field. Go ahead, Mr Biz...
"Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait?"

Google to the rescue for me:


No I haven't but I do have a story to tell
It's about the woman who in love with I fell
This also happened in the U.S. nation
A long time ago; it involved no frustration
We met in a classroom as peeps often do
She caught my eye - fortunately I have two
It turns out we shared an apartment complex
I knocked on her door, my mind swimming with sex
No that's not true, it just happens to rhyme
Though I certainly hoped we would tango in time
She came to the door bearing laundry to wash
In the machine downstairs (you try rhyming wash)
We talked all night – I can talk quite a lot
I moved in straight away, believe it or not
Any other questions, feel free to ask
I'm ready to answer, I'm up to the task.
 
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